dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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