You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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