I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Randomize
