Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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is that a dick in a sweater?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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