elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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