? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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