What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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