the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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