Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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