no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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