My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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