the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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