like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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