I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
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