So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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