Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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