using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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