Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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