nut hugger
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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