he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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