somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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