we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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