Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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