Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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