to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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