dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
