I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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