Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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