i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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