I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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