Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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