I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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