she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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