she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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