tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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