Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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