return my video game
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
