what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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