Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??