he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt