Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Lo siento on account of my penis...