I murdered the dance floor call the cops
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?