Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.