That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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