69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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