Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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