They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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