the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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