My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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