Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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