? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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