Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
did you just send me my own nude
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
