the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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