Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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