Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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