I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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