just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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