Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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