May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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