you guys were way drunker than both of me
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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