Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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