you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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